The Cardiologist's Funeral
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral---I'm a gynecologist."
That's when the proctologist fainted.
2 comments:
You beat me to it! I had saved that story to post on my Fun Friday blog. That was hilarious!!!
LOL sorry! A friend sent me that in an email yesterday. I'll laugh again when I read yours!
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